February 25, 2015

Mengorat anak pakcik seman kobis

Woih awek awek
Awak oiii nak gi mana tuuuu
Pewiiiiittt

Beza tak lelaki di Malaysia dan lelaki di Amerika? I AM NOT SAYING ANYONE FROM ANYWHERE IS BETTER THAN THE OTHER, (saja nak capslock bagi beso sikit) but you know, buang yang keruh ambil yang jernih la kan? Guys over there have the decency to buy the girl a drink, and get to know her a little, ketawa ketawa sikit kat joke minah tu walaupun sebenarnya dia takdela kelako macam Chris Rock, but they laugh anyway, cause they like the girl. Then if things go their way, they ask the girl out on a date. Or coffee. Or whatever.

Guys here? Hmmmmmmmmmm (sebenarnya nak panjang lagi tapi...)

Tapi apa?!

Tapi, i know some of you out there actually do this. Being a gentleman and all. Cheers to you minors! Seriously guys, tak salah pun kot spend a few extra bucks for a pen in your pocket. Kot kot kau pokai sangat, nampak minah cantik kat coffee bean, amik receipt tu ha.

Hi, 0142734184. :)

MORE THAN CUTE OK.

On a lighter note, have you guys heard Beyonce's Crazy In Love remix for 50 Shades Of Grey? Hauntingly beautiful!

On an even lighter one, have you guys read 50 Shades Of Grey? Ahaks!

Till later, xo.

February 20, 2015

Sakitnya tuh disini

assalam alayk, ana kembali menghapdet blog ini setelah begitu lama ana menyepi almaklumlah bakal menjadi insan sempurna tiada tandingan ha ko mampu ke jah????

*bunyi piring hitam terpeleot*

ha, tipu lah tak pernah jumpa orang macam ni kan. yang tak reti nak comprehend bahawa dirinya hitu sebenarnya ber.la.gak. and to make matters worse, they mask it with a religious front, jual nama agama, claim semua orang salah, dia saja yang betul. sampaikan nak menegur, memalukan orang.

salam sis, baju u tu tak cukup kain ke? nak i jahitkan tuk u?
masyaallah sis, aurat tuh bile nak tutup? tak takut siksaan kubur dan nurakah jahanam kah?

wei, salah kot.

takde pulak aku tengok ustaz ustazah aku dulu nak tegur budak kecik perangai cilaka macam aku depan satu kelas. dia panggil, duduk sebelah. duk tanya elok elok. wah. kan dapat sikit inisiatif aku nak kembali ke pangkal jalan. cuba bayangkan ustaz ustazah aku duk menengking depan satu kelas, tak ke aku mengamuk baling kerusi baling meja abang memang tak adil saya nak jugak ek ehhhhhhh kan dah lari topik.

mesej aku di sini ialah

budi bahasa budaya kita.

just because someone does something wrong, and you are doing it right, it doesn't mean that you can viciously attack said person sesuka hati. ingatlah bahawa orang lain juga manusia, yang punya hati dan perasaan.

dakwah is not meant to be disheartening for our brothers and sisters! slowly... but surely.

till later,

the cool ass gangstuh with an edge for hearts and flowers.