February 25, 2015

Mengorat anak pakcik seman kobis

Woih awek awek
Awak oiii nak gi mana tuuuu

Beza tak lelaki di Malaysia dan lelaki di Amerika? I AM NOT SAYING ANYONE FROM ANYWHERE IS BETTER THAN THE OTHER, (saja nak capslock bagi beso sikit) but you know, buang yang keruh ambil yang jernih la kan? Guys over there have the decency to buy the girl a drink, and get to know her a little, ketawa ketawa sikit kat joke minah tu walaupun sebenarnya dia takdela kelako macam Chris Rock, but they laugh anyway, cause they like the girl. Then if things go their way, they ask the girl out on a date. Or coffee. Or whatever.

Guys here? Hmmmmmmmmmm (sebenarnya nak panjang lagi tapi...)

Tapi apa?!

Tapi, i know some of you out there actually do this. Being a gentleman and all. Cheers to you minors! Seriously guys, tak salah pun kot spend a few extra bucks for a pen in your pocket. Kot kot kau pokai sangat, nampak minah cantik kat coffee bean, amik receipt tu ha.

Hi, 0142734184. :)


On a lighter note, have you guys heard Beyonce's Crazy In Love remix for 50 Shades Of Grey? Hauntingly beautiful!

On an even lighter one, have you guys read 50 Shades Of Grey? Ahaks!

Till later, xo.

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